THE QUESTION

ok, straight and to the point. Where is the G-Spot? Im 16 and i wanna please older girls...help me out yeah?

-Kenny "I wannabe a playa" Kim

1/16/03

THE 3WM'S RESPONSE

Andrew: oh kenny kim...first off, change your name cuz ur parents must not like you or something. second, you aint gonna please no girls up in korea cuz everyone knows that korean girls dont go for younger guys. and third, ure only 16...live and learn buddy...live and learn...

Sung: If pleasing older women is your pre-pubescent fetish and priority (not so uncommon… refer to Freud and the Oedipus complex… somethin to do wit ur mama), then you can thank me later for not telling you where the G-Spot is… your eagerness, willingness, and persistence to find this particular erogenous zone (one of many… try to find them all!) will add to your experience with older women, and your ultimate incapability of finding this specific spot will inject a shot of reality into these older women you talk about… sixteen?... but if trial-and-error is not your thing, then I’m sure the internet is saturated with “expert” opinion… and many venerable men’s publications (eg. Maxim) have features on the G-Spot about every other month… happy hunting…

Dennis: Slow yo roll, son. If you CAN'T vote, get into Rated-R movies without your mama, and buy cigarettes and booze, then you should not be messing around with a woman's holiest of holies. PERIOD.